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rm_slim514
113 / H
"Trust me, I'm a pornographer"
montreal, Quebec, Canadá
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Última Visita: Más de 3 meses
Usuario desde: 7 Deciembre 2001
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rm_slim514 113/H
montreal, Quebec
, Canada
Introducción
The World Medical Association has recognized me as the official heart surgeon of all Elvis Impersonnators under the age of 90. I teach modern ebonics to fortune 500 presidents and have been known to cook up a mean dish of mashed potatos for U.N leaders. On weekends, I take care of Rosie O'Donnells and entertain her lesbian lover by playing Yahtzee with her while singing the last verse of Ol' McDonald. When I feel down, I frequently gives baths to the homeless at the Salvation Army and give blood to would be Vampires. Once the winter arrived, I travel to Mexico to brush up my skills of bull fighting. I was head roadie for Guns `N Roses on their 1992 tour and Im the newly appointed stylist to the stars of Hollywood. I drive without my seatbelt and refuse to use my turn signal while making left turns. I have no use for medicine since I am a Shaman. I can cure lung cancer with a secret mix of palm tree oil and bird droppings. I plant tulips in the Royal Garden of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and teach golf to Tiger Woods. I love writing classic italian operas and on occasion, I compose Trans Music for Paul Van Dyk.
Slim!
Mi persona ideal: Looking for a woman who needs exploration, that is tired of the same old vanilla sex and needs something edgier. Im a sucker for implants or big boobs but not a requirement!
Mi persona ideal: Looking for a woman who needs exploration, that is tired of the same old vanilla sex and needs something edgier. Im a sucker for implants or big boobs but not a requirement!
Información
Orientación Sexual:
Heterosexual
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Buscando a: Mujeres |
Fecha de Nacimiento: | 2 Enero 1911 |
Reubicarse: | Prefiero no especificar |
Estado Civil: | Soltero(a) |
Altura: | 175-177 cm |
Tipo de Cuerpo: | Atlético |
Hábitos de fumar: | No soy fumador |
Hábitos de bebida: | Soy bebedor casual/social |
Drogas: | Prefiero no especificar |
Educación: | Maestría |
Profesión: | Entrepreneur |
Grupo étnico: | Caucásico |
Religión: | Católico |
Tienes niños: | No |
Quiere niños: | Quizás |
Dotación: | Largo/Grueso |
Circuncidado: | Prefiero no especificar |
Habla: | Inglés, Francés, Italiano, Español |
Color de pelo: | Negro |
Tamaño del pelo: | Medio |
Color de los ojos: | Negro |
Lentes o lentes de contacto: | Ninguno |